Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

A well-known, much-married movie star said to her doctor, "I have a new boyfriend and he's eighteen, so I want you to tighten my vagina. This has to be our secret - no tabloids, definitely no leaks."

Her doctor was standing there when she woke up after the operation. She looked at the foot of the bed and saw three bouquets of flowers. She said angrily to the doctor, "How could you do this to me? I told you this was to be a secret."

The doctor said, "Relax. The first bouquet is from me. The second is from the anesthesiologist - he worked with me on your operation. He's gay and very trustworthy. He won't tell a soul. And the third bouquet is from a guy in the burns unit who wanted to thank you for his new pair of ears."

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