Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

Bartender: Joe, you look kinda down, what's the matter?

Joe: Well I went to the doctor this morning and told him I had to get some of those Viagra pills. The Doctor told me they wouldn't help my love life at all.

Bartender: Why not? I thought that they would do the trick for any guy.

Joe: The doctor told me it wouldn't help me at all to put a good flag pole on such a worn out old building!

Mr. T is speeding down the road in the A-Team van. He sees the little old lady too late and slams on the brakes, skidding to a halt just inches from her. The aerials on the van whip forward, slashing her badly.

She's rushed to hospital where the doctor takes a careful look at her wounds and utters those immortal words... "This must be the worst case of van-aerial disease I've ever seen!"

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