Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

"The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks," a guy told his friend.

"And did he?" asked friend.

"Yes," the first guy replied. "I had to sell the car to pay the bill."

A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!"

The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient."

A doctor told Mrs. Darcy to give her husband one pill a day and one drink of whiskey to improve his stamina.

A month later, when Mrs. Darcy came in for another visit, the doctor asked, "How are we doing with the pill and the whiskey?"

Mrs. Davis answered, "Well, he's a little behind with the pills, but he's about six months ahead with the whiskey."

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