Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

One fellow walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He said, "shingles." So she took down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked him what he had. He said, "shingles." So she took down his height, weight, and complete medical history, then told him to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked him what he had. He said "shingles." So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, told him to take off all of his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and asked him what he had. He said, "shingles." The doctor said, "Where?" He said, "outside in the truck. Where do you want them?"

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