Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

A 75-year-old man went to his doctor's office for a sperm count test. The doctor gave the man a jar, told him to take it home and return the next day with a sample.

The next day, the 75-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave the doctor the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened.

"Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then with my left - still nothing. Then, I asked my wife for help. She tried her right hand, but nothing. Then her left - still nothing. She even tried with her mouth, both with and without her teeth, and still nothing. We even called the lady next door and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked. "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the damn jar open!"

Jump to Doctor Joke Number:
| 10 | 20 | 30 | 40 | 50 | 60 | 70 |
| 80 | 90 | 100 | 110 | 120 | 130 |
| New Doctor Jokes |

Nurse Jokes
Click for Nurse Jokes