Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

A guy is walking up to the doctor's office when a nun comes running out screaming and crying. The guy walks in and says, "Doc, what's with the nun?"

The doctor says, "Oh, I just told her she's pregnant."

The guy asks, "The nun is pregnant?"

The doctor replies, "No. But it certainly cured her hiccups."

A man goes to see his doctor feeling a bit unwell. The doctor checks him over and eventually finds a couple of bags of money up his ass. The doctor pulls them out and can't resist totaling up the value of the coins. Well," says the doctor, "I've found $1999.99 up your ass."

"Hmmm," replies the patient, "that would explain why I've not been feeling too grand."

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