Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

Handsome Vinnie had a great vacation visiting the backroom of every gay bar on Castro Street, but it left him somewhat worse for wear. When he got home he called up a friend who practiced homeopathic medicine and complained that his rectum was terribly swollen and tender.

The friend recommended making a poultice of herbal tea leaves and applying it to the area. It did relieve the irritation a bit, but the next morning found Vinnie still in considerable discomfort, so he hobbled over to the office of a proctologist who served the gay community.

In the examining room, the good-looking fellow bent over and spread his cheeks. The doctor clucked sympathetically and started investigating. "Well, Doctor?" asked Vinnie after a few minutes had passed. "What's the diagnosis?"

"It's not completely clear, darling," admitted the proctologist, "but the tea leaves suggest a Caribbean cruise for the two of us."

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