Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

A Short History Of Medicine:

2000 BC: "Here, eat this root."
1000 BC: "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1850 AD: "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1940 AD: "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."
1985 AD: "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."
2000 AD: "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!"

If you have a lot of tension and you get headaches, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two and keep away from children."

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An onion a day keeps everyone away.

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

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