Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night. "Please, you have to come right over," pleaded the distraught young mother. "My child has swallowed a contraceptive."

The physician dressed quickly, but before he could get out the door, the phone rang again. "You don't have to come over after all," the woman said with a sigh of relief. "My husband just found another one."

"I'm prescribing these pills for you," said the doctor to the overweight patient, who tipped the scales at about three-hundred pounds. "I don't want you to swallow them. Just spill them on the floor twice a day and pick them up, one at a time."

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