Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

An 80-year-old millionaire becomes engaged to a beautiful 22-year-old model. The old gentleman goes to his doctor for a checkup a couple of weeks before the wedding date. The doctor looks him over and says, "Maury, you seem completely healthy, but I must tell you one thing."

"And, what's that?" asks the millionaire.

"At your age, sex can be dangerous, and you need to watch it, take care it could be really deadly," the doctor replies.

Maury thinks for a minute and then says, "What the hell, if she dies, she dies."

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