Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

Over a round of golf one Wednesday morning, two doctors were talking shop. "I operated on Mr. Ramsay the other day," said the surgeon.

"What for?" asked his colleague.

"About $5,000," replied the first doc.

"What did he have?" asked his colleague.

"About $5,000."

"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."

He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight needs reducing by nearly fifty pounds."

"Second," he continued, "your beauty would be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist - the doctor lives on the next floor."

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