Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

A woman and a baby came into the doctor's office one afternoon. The lady was told to go into a room and wait for the doctor.

The doctor examines the baby and asks the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the bottle?"

"Breast fed," she replies.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor orders. She does. He presses both of the woman's breasts, pinches them both, and then says, "No wonder this baby is hungry, you don't have any milk."

"Naturally," she says, "I'm his aunt... But I'm glad I came."

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.

"I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."

"That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"

The gallery owner replied, "The guy was your doctor."

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