Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

The doctor and his wife were having a heated argument at breakfast one morning. As he stormed out of the house, the man angrily yelled to his wife, "You aren't that good in bed either!"

By midmorning, he decided he had better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife, clearly out of breath, answered the phone. "What took you so long to answer and why are you panting?"

"I was in bed," his wife replied.

"What in the world are you doing in bed at this hour?" asked the doctor husband.

His wife replied, "Getting a second opinion."

Quasimodo goes to a doctor for an annual checkup. "I think something is wrong with your back," the doctor says.

"What makes you say that?" asks Quasimodo.

"I don't know," the doctor replies. "It's just a hunch."

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