Education, Teacher, and Student Jokes

The teacher asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Little Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted the word 'fascinate'."

Little Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Philadelphia Zoo and saw the animals. I was Fascinated."

The teacher said, "Good, but I wanted the word 'fascinate'."

Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate' so she called on him.

Little Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight."

Jump to Education Joke Number:
| 10 | 20 | 30 | 40 | New Education Jokes |