Education, Teacher, and Student Jokes

Q: What do you call an advanced degree in sensationalistic journalism?
A: A doctor-it degree.

Q: What's the difference between a well-brushed equine and rapid teaching?
A: A well-brushed equine is a curried horse while rapid teaching makes for a hurried course.

Q: What do you get for a friend who is graduating from Law School?
A: A Lobotomy.

Did you hear about the dyslexic lawyer who studied all year for the bra exam?

First rule of history: History doesn't repeat itself; historians merely repeat each other.

"I think a secure profession for young people is history teacher, because in the future, there will be so much more of it to teach."

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