Education, Teacher, and Student Jokes

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

A professsor was asked to give a talk on "Sex." When his turn came, he stood up, and said, "Ladies and gentlemen it gives me great pleasure..."

...And then sat down promptly.

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