Farmer Jokes

A farmer hitched up his team of horses to a big wagon and went out to collect a load of horse manure. On his way to the field where he was going to strew the manure, he had to go by an insane assylum.

One of the inmates was standing near the fence and he called to the farmer, "Hey, what are you going to do with all that manure?" The farmer replied that he was going to put it on his strawberries.

The inmate was aghast and said to the farmer, "You must be crazy. We put cream and sugar on ours."

The farmer's neglected wife steps behind the barn and sees the young hired hand taking a leak. She stares in disbelief at his huge apparatus and says, "Boy, I'd sure like to have some of THAT!"

The farm hand says, "Well, ma'am, you'd best run get you a cup. I'm 'bout through."

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