Job Hunting and Human Resources Jokes

Job Application - Part II

Firm's Response:

Dear Candidate,

12:30 a.m. on a lonely Tuesday night. Managing Director left at 5:30 p.m. Critical client presentation at 10:00 a.m. tomorrow morning in Denver. Haven't had any sleep in 36 hours. Continue to wait while insignificant rushes are done ahead of my book in word processing. Only surviving on No-Doz, Snickers and warm Cokes since the caterer screwed up my dinner order. Got to get six books out to the airport for a 7:30 a.m. flight, its a blizzard out and my gas gauge reads "E" for empty.

These are the pressures a corporate finance analyst goes through in order to be successful. We seek individuals who are team players, willing to toil doing the mundane (to use your misplaced football analogy) "blocking and tackling", not someone who seeks the spotlight and the ball, only to keep the glory for himself.

You are correct in that the competition is stiff and the job difficult. Unfortunately, we don't neet any Texas flavor (we just get by on Tabasco and Cajun pepper), and the slant pattern you apparantly ran was the wrong call.

Best of luck in your continued job search (try a baseball analogy next time).

Sincerely,
Recruiting Director

N.B. We are still trying to determine how you could both block for the quarterback to throw a pass and catch that same pass at the same time. Apparently, you have Dion Sanders type of skills. Consequently, we have taken the liberty to forward your resume to the Dallas Cowboys.

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