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Mafia Godfather finds out that one of his underlings has screwed him for three million bucks. This underling happens to be deaf, so the Godfather brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfather asks the underling, "Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The attorney, using sign language, asks the underling where the 3 million dollars is hidden. The underling signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The attorney tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about." That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9mm pistol, puts it to the underling's temple, cocks it and says, "Ask him again!" The attorney signs to the underling, "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!" The underling signs back, "Okay, you win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzio's backyard in Queens." The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what did he say?" To which the attorney replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger." Or, Choose a Joke Category from the Menu. Jump to Lawyer Joke Number:
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