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New Lawyer Software Just think! For the cost of one hour of a lawyer's time ($300.00) you can have this computer software program which will do most all of the problem solving that you would have to hire a lawyer for and pay him for numerous hours of work. This computer software will: 1. Show how to effectively negotiate the best contract or cash settlement which you will be able to keep instead of seeing most of it to go to a lawyer. 2. It will instantly give you a best case scenario and outcome once you have entered all of the relevant information to your case. Your best case outcome is not dependent on how much you are willing to spend in lawyer fees. 3. Show you the best strategy in a trial and is less prone to error from overlooking one small fact of evidence. 4. Can always find a perfect retort in court examination or cross-examination depending on the information that is given it. 5. It will answer your questions at any time without sending you a bill for one hour of time, when the consultation would only take 5 minutes. 6. Keeps all of your information confidential. 7. It always keeps true to its computer operator and the operator's best interest. 8. You will not find it out on a golf course when it should be working on your interest. It is always ready and able to handle any legal advice that you might need. 9. It answers your questions promptly and does not have a secretary to take a message so that they can get back to you some time next year. 10. It does not go chasing after accident victims while leaving your case hanging. 11. It does not lie. 12. It will not make sex with your wife! Or, Choose a Joke Category from the Menu. Jump to Lawyer Joke Number:
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