Q: What is the definition "lucky break"?
A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.

Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"?
A: There was an empty seat.

Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!

Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

Q: What do you call a block of cement containing ten lawyers?
A: A waste of cement.

Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
A: Shoot him before he hits the water.

Q: How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?
A: Take your foot off of his head.

Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.