A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he saw a lawyer making passionate love to a beautiful woman. "What a rip off," the man muttered. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."

abbing the man with his pitchfork, the escorting Satan snarled, "Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"

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A lawyer was asked if he like to become a Jehovah's Witness. He declined, as he hadn't seen the accident, but would still be interested in taking the case.

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And God said, "Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan."