One afternoon a lawyer is talking to his recently divorced client. The lawyer says, "Mr. Smedley, I have some good news, and I have some bad news."

The client replied, "I could really use some good news. What is it?"

The lawyer replied, "You ex-wife is not making you pay on any inheritance you receive."

"And what is the bad news?" asked Mr. Smedley.

"She is marrying your father," replied the lawyer.