"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand.

"If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness.

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Lawyer:

"An individual whose principal role is to protect his clients from others of his profession."

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Lawyers are safe from the threat of automation taking over their professions. No one would build a robot to do nothing.

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People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.

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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.