Now that lawyers can advertise, says a reporter, you had better brace yourself for the following pitch from one who specializes in divorces: "Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back."

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When a lawyer tells his clients he has a sliding fee schedule what he means is that after he bills you, it's financially hard to get back on your feet.

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Talk is Cheap - until you hire a lawyer.

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It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.