A woman went to a lawyer to discuss divorcing her husband who was also a lawyer. "Don't you love him anymore?" asked the woman's lawyer. "Oh, I still love him," the woman replied. "But all he ever wants is sex, I can't take it."

"Instead of divorcing him why don't you try charging him every time he wants to make love?" her lawyer suggested. The exhausted wife decided to give the plan a try.

As soon as she walked into the house that night her husband put the hard word on her. "Not so fast," she replied. "From now on it'll be $10 in the kitchen, $20 in the living room and $50 in the bedroom."

"Well, then," he said. "Here's $50." The wife began walking to the bedroom. "Hold on," he said, grabbing her hand... "That'll be five times in the kitchen!"