Archaeologist
Assassin
Astronomer
Baker
Blackjack Dealer
Carpet Layer
Collections
Coroner
Cruise Captain
Custodian
Dietitian
Doorman
Efficiency Expert
Exorcist
Exterminator
Garbage Man
Gardener
Handyman
Lemon Picker
Librarian
Magician
Market Researcher
Mathematician
Milkman
Misc. Occupations
Optician
Photographer
Shopkeeper
Singer
Telemarketer
Travel Agent
Weatherman

Doorman Jokes

Leaving a plush night club one evening, a miserly gentleman walked past the doorman without tipping him.

Nevertheless, the doorman helped the man into a taxi with a flourish and said pleasantly, "By the way, just in case you happen to lose your wallet on the way home, Sir - just remember that you didn't pull it out here."

Dry Cleaner Jokes

Did you hear the one about the man who opened a dry-cleaning business next door to the convent?

He knocked on the door and asked the Mother Superior if she had any dirty habits.