Archaeologist
Assassin
Astronomer
Baker
Blackjack Dealer
Carpet Layer
Collections
Coroner
Cruise Captain
Custodian
Dietitian
Doorman
Efficiency Expert
Exorcist
Exterminator
Garbage Man
Gardener
Handyman
Lemon Picker
Librarian
Magician
Market Researcher
Mathematician
Milkman
Misc. Occupations
Optician
Photographer
Shopkeeper
Singer
Telemarketer
Travel Agent
Weatherman

Miscellaneous Job Jokes

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, and pinched her on her butt, and said, "You know if you firmed this up, we could get rid of your girdle."

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought, and replied with silence. The next morning the man woke his wife up with a pinch on the breast, and said, "You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she said, "You know, if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man, and your brother."