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Shopkeeper
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Shopkeeper Jokes

The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read: BEST DEALS.

He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading: LOWEST PRICES.

The shopkeeper was panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read: MAIN ENTRANCE.