On the Job Jokes - Miseellaneous Job Humor

I work on the 20th floor of my building and found out about a "secret" fire drill next week. If I take the elevator and leave the building early, am I guilty of premature evacuation?

If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people.

I was on the elevator and three guys dressed like the Three Musketeers got on. I asked them what floor and they said, "One for all and all for one."

A new car has been designed especially for the Los Angeles rush hour. It's called a stationary wagon.

Fireplace: Where your boss tells you your services are no longer needed.

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