On the Job Jokes - Miseellaneous Job Humor

Three guys went into business for themselves. Said the first businessman, "I put up sixty-five percent of the capital, so I'm the president and chairman of the board."

"I put up thirty percent of the money," said the second businessman, "so I'm appointing myself vice president, secretary and treasurer."

"Well I put up five percent," pointed out the third partner. "What's that make me?"

The chairman said, "I'm appointing you vice president of sex and music."

"That sounds mighty fine," said the third man, "but what does it mean?"

The chairman replied, "It means what when I want your f-ing advice, I'll whistle."

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