On the Job Jokes - Miseellaneous Job Humor

After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, James woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

"Martha," he moaned, "tell me what went on last night. Was it as bad as I think?"

"Even worse," Martha assured him in her most scornful one. "You made a complete ass of yourself, succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and insulted the chairman of the company to his face."

"He's an arrogant, self-important prick, piss on him!" remarked James. "You did. All over his suit," Martha informed him. "And he fired you."

"Well, then. Screw him!" said James. Martha answered, "I did. You're back at work on Monday."

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