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The Job Security Quiz - Part II

6. Your boss asks you to play Kooky the Clown for his kid's fifth birthday party, what do you do?

A) Offer to pay for the costume rental and cake, too.
B) Agree to do it, then blackmail a co-worker into doing it while pretending to be you.
C) Agree to do it, then show up as yourself and tell the children that Kooky is dead.

7. Your boss' gorgeous daughter comes on to you. How do you react?

A) Tell her that you feel it would be unethical for you to date the boss' daughter, but that you would be honored to pay for her to go to the movie by herself.
B) Slip her a mickey, then marry her before she sobers up.
C) Tell her you would love to go out with her, because you like cheap women, but you prefer them to be at least slightly attractive.

8. The boss accuses you of not keeping the office clean; you...

A) Clean the office while he supervises.
B) Tell him that you delegated the job, then fire the underling you supposedly gave the job to.
C) Clean the office again, but this time, you use your boss' face.

SCORING
Mostly A's: You have nothing to worry about. They'll never fire you because you're a doormat.

Mostly B's: You're not just going to keep your job, with your complete disregard for other peoples feelings, you'll positively shoot up the ladder of success. Congratulations! You're a real jerk.

Mostly C's: You are a career kamikaze. The boss would have fired you long ago, but he's terrified of what you might do.

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