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The Working Man's Prayer

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change things I cannot accept.

And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the arse that I might have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work:

12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays

And help me to remember ... When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 to extend my fingers and tell them to F*** OFF.

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