On the Job Jokes - Miseellaneous Job Humor

The Hunchback of Notre Dame was thinking about retiring, and so he was interviewing candidates for apprentice bell ringer. Along came a young man uncannily looking like Quasimodo himself. At once it was decided to give him a try.

The Hunchback took the young man to the belfry for some hands on experience. Quasimodo gave the big bell a push and it swung out and went "BONG ... BONG."

Then the new guy gave it a push, turned around and said, "How was that?" The big bell went "BONG" then swung back and bonged him off his perch and he went down to the ground.

As it happens, two monks were passing by, and after seeing the man lying there one said, "That face rings a bell."

To which the other monk replied, "Yeah, he's a dead ringer for Quasimodo."

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