Police, Cop, Officer, and Sheriff Jokes

A local man was found murdered in his home over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub.

The tub had been filled with milk and corn flakes, and the deceased had a banana protruding from his buttocks. Police suspect a cereal killer.

My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped." Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadn't read it.

An officer pulled a man over for doing 90 mph. When the cop came up to the car he told the man, "I have been waiting here for two hours trying to catch someone speeding."

The man's reply was, "I'm sorry. I got here as fast as I could."

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