Police, Cop, Officer, and Sheriff Jokes

A small boy was unfortunately lost, so the kid went up to a policeman and said, "I have lost my Daddy!"

The copper asked the lad, "What's he like?"

The little boy replied, "Beer and women!"

Yesterday evening, a Baptist minister was forced to a stop by a traffic cop for speeding and was pulled over. As the cop was about to write the ticket, the minister said to the cop, "Blessed are the merciful, for they shall obtain mercy."

The policeman handed the minister the ticket and said, "Go thou and sin no more."

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