Random Job Jokes

A doctor, a priest and a lawyer are caught out at sea when a storm hits, battering their small boat with sheets of rain and blasts of wind. Looking off the bow, they spot still more cause for pause: the surrounding waters are thick with circling sharks.

As the storm intensifies, it is clear that their only hope for survival is to swim for shore for help. The three draw straws, and the lawyer, who gets the shortest, bravely jumps overboard.

At once, he is approached by a toothy shark. "Jump on my back and I'll take you in," says the shark. The lawyer hops on and grabs a fin.

The doctor and priest are awestruck. "Hey," explains the shark. "It's just professional courtesy."