Traveling Salesman Jokes

Bubba, Jones and Norm were at a vacuum salesman convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper. After a long day of meetings, they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken, and that they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room.

Bubba said to Jones and Norm, "Let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, Jim can sing songs for the next 25 flights and Scott can tell sad stories for the rest of the way."

At the 26th floor, Bubba stopped telling jokes and Jones began to sing. At the 51st floor Jones stopped singing, and Norm began to tell sad stories.

"I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"

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