Traveling Salesman Jokes

The New York salesman had been shot to death on a bus in a small Southern city. At the inquest, a witness was asked to tell exactly what happened.

"I was on the bus and in the seat in front of me was this real pretty gal. This New York fella sits next to her and starts a conversation. Then, bold as he can be, he offered her five dollars to come to his hotel room. She turned red with embarrassment. Then he offered her ten dollars, then twenty."

The witness continued, "The girl jumped up and cried, 'Isn't there a gentleman on this bus?' Then that man over there pulled out a gun and shot him!"

The coroner looked at the accused and asked, "What do you have to say?"

"Well, suh, Ah'm a Kaintucky cuhnel, and Ah won't stand for any damn Yankee comin' down heah and raisin' prices!"

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