Accountant, CPA, and IRS Jokes

There are just three types of accountants:

Those who can count and those who can't.

Q: What's an actuary?
A: An accountant without the sense of humor.

Q: Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?
A: They find bookkeeping too exciting.

Q: What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?
A: Invite an accountant.

About Generally Accepted Accounting Principles (GAAP)

Question: What is GAAP?
Answer: The difference between accounting theory and practice.

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