Barber, Hair Stylist, and Dog Groomer Jokes

The barber shop I go to has a large sign in the window:

"Eight Barbers: Continuous Discussion - Non-Stop Jokes"

Barber: "Your hair is getting gray."

Customer: "Try cutting a little faster."

A long-haired teenager was getting a "trim." He said to the barber, "I'm taking a year or two away from college to find myself."

The barber replied, "If you'd get more than a trim, I'm sure you'd discover you've been there under there along."

A guy walks into a barber shop, is seated, and says irritably to the barber, "I want my hair parted exactly in the middle."

After about ten seconds, the barber replies, "I'm afraid that's not possible sir. I just counted them and you have an odd number."

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