Barber, Hair Stylist, and Dog Groomer Jokes

A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. When the priest offered to pay, the barber refused saying, "No, I can't accept money from you. You 're a good man and you do God's work." The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door of his shop.

A few days later, he gave a haircut to a policeman. When the cop offered to pay for the trim, the barber refused saying, "You're a good man. You protect the public." The next morning, the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door of his shop.

Then one day the barber gave a haircut to a lawyer." You're a good man - You serve the cause of justice," the barber said, and refused to accept money.

The next morning, the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a haircut at the door of his shop.

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