Barber, Stylist, and Dog Groomer Jokes #3

Barber, Hair Stylist, and Dog Groomer Jokes

A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established hair cutters' place. They put up a big bold sign which read:

"WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!"

Not to be outdone, the old Master Barber put up his own sign:

"WE FIX SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!"

One afternoon a friend of mine took her dog to the parlor for a haircut, and asked what it would cost. Being told that it would cost her 60 bucks, she was shocked, saying, "I only pay 50 bucks for my own haircut!"

The groomer quickly replied, "But you don't bite, do you?"

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