Barber, Hair Stylist, and Dog Groomer Jokes

A man walked into a barber shop and said, "Just take a little off around the ears. I don't have time to listen to a haircut."

A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. "Why?" asked the barber. "Is there something wrong with this one?"

"I don't know," replied the customer. "But I would appreciate a chance to defend myself."

A new barber was far from proficient, nicking his customer a dozen times while giving him a shave. When he was finished, the customer asked for a glass of water.

"Do you feel Okay?" asked the barber, worried that maybe the fellow was going to faint, after seeing the blood on the towel.

"No, I'm fine," replied the customer. "I just want to see if my face or neck leak anywhere."

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