Barber, Hair Stylist, and Dog Groomer Jokes

During his monthly visit to the corner barbershop, this fellow asked his barber for any suggestions on how to treat his increasing baldness. After a brief pause, the barber leaned over and confided that the best thing he'd discovered was, uh, "female juices."

"But you're balder than I am," protested the customer.

"True," admitted the barber, "but you've gotta admit, I've got one hell of a mustache!"

A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating some candy, when it slips from her fingers into a pile of hair on the floor.

"Oh dear, have you got hair on your candy?" asked the barber.

"Don't be so stupid, I'm only seven," said the girl.

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