That #%$%! Boss Jokes

Quote from a boss during a recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done."

Quote from the boss: "I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you."

A direct quote from the Boss: "We passed over a lot of good people to get the ones we hired."

Quote from the Boss after overriding the decision of a task force he created to find a solution: " I'm sorry if I ever gave you the impression your input would have any effect on my decision for the outcome of this project!"

Quote from telephone inquiry: "We're hiring only one summer intern this year and we won't start interviewing candidates for that position until the Boss' daughter finishes her summer classes."

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