That #%$%! Boss Jokes

Signs That Your Boss is Out to Get You

Puts a sign that reads: "Downsize Me" on your back.

You are the only one to receive memo proclaiming Friday to be "Naked Day."

Douses your quarterly report with kerosene and sets it ablaze.

Scuba diver with video cam now tracks your movements around water cooler.

The fire alarm system here is terrific. The minute someone gets fired the whole office knows about it!

First guy: "I'm never going to work for that man again."

Second guy: "Why, what did he say?"

First guy: "You're fired..."

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