Coffee / Java Jokes

It was quite late one evening at a 24-hour grocery store when two women, a brunette and a blonde, bumped their carts into each other in the coffee aisle. The blonde quickly reached for the Folgers coffee, and dumped it down the other woman's shirt.

The brunette woman asked, "Why did you do that?"

The blonde replied, "Well, they say that there's nothing better than waking up with Folgers in your cup."

Top Two Excuses if You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk:

1. The coffee machine is broken.

2. Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.

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