Corporate Wisdom, Jokes, and Humor

Murphy's Laws of Corporate Life - Part II

Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said there would be so many.

Keep your boss's boss off your boss's back.

Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous."

Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.

To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing. Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.

The last person that quit or was fired will be the one held responsible for everything that goes wrong - until the next person quits or is fired.

There is never enough time to do it right the first time, but there is always enough time to do it over.

The more pretentious a corporate name, the smaller the organization. For instance: The Murphy Center for Codification of Human and Organizational Law, contrasted to IBM, GM, AT&T.

If you are good, you will be assigned all the work.

If you are really good, you will get out of it.

You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.

People are always available for work in the past tense.

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